Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Graduation was...

Graduation was on the 7th, but I am going to talk about it now.
There was a lot of photography. Most of the photos my mother took. Which is totally great because I wouldn't have them on Facebook now, if she was so persistent. There are over 500 pictures for graduation 2010.

That's me with my silly face!

So there weren't any butterflies in my stomach. There weren't any jitters. I wasn't nervous at all before the ceremony or during. The jitters came right before they called my name. I mean I wasn't nervous, I was over excited. Over excited with content and relief and every positive (non-sexual) feeling in the world. The ceremony was approximately a hour and a half. There were many speeches. My principle tried to crack some jokes, only the PTA laughed. And I believe they laughed because they knew no one else would. After all that stuff (speeches, awards, honorable mentions, recognition), they started calling the names. By the way I was the fourth girl to graduate. How cool? Yes it was. And once I got my fake diploma I shouted out to the audience "WOOOHOO!!!!!". I am very special person, becuase I am the only one expressed my happiness everyone else just smiled for the camera and went back to their seat. What a bunch of boring people. Oh well. There was one guy who did chest bump our principal, but it was in the script. And another guy who kissed our principal's head, but it was evident... Okay yeah I think I am done for today.
I am burning daylight. Peace out homies! And comment please.

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Thursday, May 27, 2010

SoOoOoOoOo...

Hello fellow people,
My internship is complete and now I am sad. I really loved working with those smarty tarty kids. I made so many friends. Even though they all were three and four year old, I truly believe that they are my friends.

Hmmmm... What should I blog about?
Oh by the way I'm going to Hershey Park this weekend that should be fun. I am pretty pumped. Seeing all my buds from near and far.I love Hershey! I love chocolate! I love roller coasters! My weekend is set. I am also attending a banquet, getting a few awards.

WOW!!! The lights just went out for a sec. It's storming over here on the east coast.
I have an idea I am going to ramble on and on and on and on and on and on.....

I like Pandas!... Yeah only one person may agree with me.. or many.. let's find out...and a good way to find out is if you all comment.
Comments are nice even if they are mean because until I read the actually comment I see how many I receive and it makes me feel special for the split second. So leave your thoughts in the comment box below.. I think I will also post another poll. So yeah. I love all my readers.

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That's all folks!

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

it's been a long while.

Hello. it's been 3 months or so. What has happened in the past three months you may ask? Well, a lot. I turned 18 about two months ago! WOOOOHOOOOOO!!!! eh the excitement only lasted about a week. I was so excited to become a legal adult, but then I realized it wasn't much different then what I was doing before. My lifestyle was pretty packed. Anyways, for all you minors out there turning 18 isn't as cool as it seems. Now I have to register to vote for President and I could care less about politics and the government. I just have no interest in political science at all. Also I can purchase tobacco products and lottery tickets. Whoop di do! I bought 2 lottery tickets and a carton of cigarettes. The cigarette carton is still not opened and I didn't win the lottery. I could also buy porn, if I wanted. But I didn't. Last time I checked I wasn't a pre-pubescent teen age boy. I checked this morning. I haven't yet gone to a night club yet, but that is something I would like to do.
I also recently just started my internship. I work at a preschool as an assistant teacher. with 3,4 and 5 year olds. are you wondering if that's what I to do in life as a career. No. Well not really straight on early childhood development per se. But I wanted to be a doctor. Family Practice. And who do you think my first costumers are going to be? Children, young children!!! The kids I work with are so cute.. And so smart. How many of your children, if you have any ages3 - 5,can count to 100? Or want to read bigger books other than Sam I Am or Hop On Pop. These kids want to read mystery books Like Detective Dinosour. ha ha ha.. Well they are a different generation, than what I was, but When I was their age I only read Dr. Seuss.
By the way, getting off on tangent, but did anyone see DATE NIGHT, with Steve Carrell and Tina Fey? Hilarious!!!!!!!!! I recommend every one seeing it.
Look at the time, I need to run to work. My little kiddies are waiting for me.. I think I'll play doctor or blocks! :)
Thank you all for reading my Blog I will try to be more consistent.
Love you!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, January 15, 2010

Friday finally!!!


What do you think about this picture? This picture is very interesting, don't you think? It looks like a girl who became obsessed will sprinkles! If she licked her lips, would she get a sugar high? Probably not. I'm just rambling. I don't know what to write. I posted this picture to try to get me thinking of what else to write about. I mean in like a paragraph or two I will being complaining about my day, as usual. So that will be good. I guess, WOW I have nothing to say. How am I supposed to get to the next paragraph if I can't even finish this one. Well, for one, I will just keep rambling until I run out of rambles to write.

OK. Let's talk about my day. So this morning I had my English exam. Another two hour exam. This time, instead of taking two hours and fifteen minutes to finish it took me two hours and a half. And a half? Where did people who invented the language of English decide that you can just say "and a half", half of what? I mean we know it means half of an hour; thirty minutes. But why do people become so lazy that they just say "half". I don't know and probably won't know. Well, you can give me your opinion and I'll just criticize you or not. It's up to you to post the comment or not. And maybe I won't criticize you, maybe I'll agree with you, won't that be nice? I bet it would.I'm talking complete nonsense.I tend to talk about nonsensical topics when I'm sick. Would you like to know why I'm sick? Why I'm tired? Why I'm writing today if I'm sick, you may think in your minds? Well, this morning around two I saw my bed. And it was so nice. I barely got any sleep, though, because I was forced up around six. It is not healthy to only have four hours of sleep right before an exam. So now I'm a bit under the weather and hating it. I feel lethargic and I have a bit of a stuffy nose. I kind of sound like a mooing cow when I talk. If that's even possible. Sounds so wonderful. I know right! But to look on the bright side it's FRIDAY! Which means tonight and tomorrow I will be sleeping. Which also means when I do finally wake up I will update on here. I will tell you my dreams! Doesn't that sound enticing? Oh, I know I will not leave a single detail out, well as much as I can remember anyways.

This is going to be another short report by me of me because I am too tired to keep writing. But before I leave... Oh darn! I forgot what I was going to say. OK, so I wrote "But before I leave" then I switched tabs because I got an IM, then I came back and forgot what I was going to say. Oh well. That's too bad. I guess this is it for today. I can't remember still. Hmmmm.

Please feel free to give me feedback or leave comments because they will mean a lot to me. I would love to read about what people think about me and my blog. Or just me :)

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Thursday, January 14, 2010

Midterms= H.E. double hockey sticks

Hello lovely, lovely people who like to read, in general.
Do you think I'm too innocent for not spelling out hell in my title? That's so cute. But I am not innocent, like that anyways.
Today was a long day. To explain "long" I will do it without pausing until I finish, yes I am being repetitive. Which means no punctuation. Well it started with an exam I had two hours to complete it then I finally completed it two hours and fifteen minutes later Is that even possible no but I did it then I had a one hour break which flew by super fast then next exam same process. OK I need to punctuate from now on. I have a thing that I need to punctuate. I took English for two year in this private school and the teacher instilled this method to punctuate; now I can't live with out it. If something is incorrect grammatically I will know and I will fix it.

So now I have five more midterms to go. English is tomorrow, how ironic? Very. I really can't wait to finish the last one next Thursday. What a relief it will be, to relax and not worry about studying for anything else. Plus, second semester seniors! That's when we are allowed to slack off. At least that's what everyone else is doing. I caught a bad case of senioritis* in sophomore year. And I have had this virus still with me, but for midterms this year I actually made an effort and studied. For real. Many students, my peers, think I slack off and don't take school work seriously, but I do. Recently.

I realize that this will be another short blog entry. Due to the fact that it's one-ish and I have another exam tomorrow. But before I go I want to make a shout out to all the people who read my blog. Thank you. I am saying this not to sound even more conceited than I sometime can be, but I am saying this because one of my friends told me they read my blog religiously and I truly appreciate it. Thank you again.

Good night. Farewell. Avedazen (I can't spell). Ado. To you and you and you and you and you. Imagine the Sound of Music playing in your mind as you read.

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*senioritis= when a person about to graduate high school, in most cases, decides not to decide. Just to do nothing at all and doesn't care anymore about the school assignments. Symptoms to look for: sleeping in class,talking back to the instructor of assignments, rude and random comments randomly in class full volume, and any other disruptive or incompetent behaviour. If your son or daughter or both have these symptoms, then they may have a case of senioritis.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

This will be short.

Hello.
Today I won't be blogging as much due to the fact that MIDTERMS start tomorrow. So I need to study very hard to do well. I need to make an effort. This is probably the first time I am making an effort for school. This is also unusual. I usually don't care for school as much as I do for my social life outside of school. Well everyone changes from time to time.

I do want to ask if anyone knows of a good diet that is easy to abide by and effective. I want to lose 10 lbs. by the end of the month. It may seem a bit drastic, but if your were carrying around extra weight, that is not necessary at all you will realize that 10 lbs. is not a lot. But it's a good start for an effective future for healthy weight loss.

This will most likely be one of my shortest blog entries yet. I don't plan to write short entries, but when any stressful event (such as midterms) occurs I won't have the energy to write anymore after countless hours of studying and reviewing over material that is most likely not so interesting.

Good Night. I will try to write more thoughts tomorrow, but I can't guarantee because I will most likely be exhausted from the two midterms I will be taking tomorrow. On Friday, however, I will make up for this short piece and blog like there's no tomorrow.

Please leave any comments or questions you feel an extreme urge to write down.Don't be shy, I won't bite... or maybe I will. :)

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Monday, January 11, 2010

Day 2!.. eh

Hello to the people my blog interests. So today was a quite ravishing day!... -_-
Today I was actually thinking of what to write here tonight.

So I turned in my history paper, but it wasn't good enough. You want to know how I knew it wasn't good enough? Because my History teacher handed it right back to me and told me that my 5 page outline was not part of his requirements. To my dismay he was right :(. SO.. What do you think I did? I wrote the essay in his requirements as best I could. Just now. I just finished it. It's due tomorrow. And now it's 3 pages long. I feel pretty accomplished.

What else happened today? Well I ate lunch... by myself. This is a very sad thing. I usually have many friends who surround me and I feel so wanted and loved. OK that is a lie. I do have friends, they just weren't around today or busy with "their" stuff. Which I totally understand. I mean to be a little bit selfish I would rather have them to myself, obviously. Do I sound a bit conceited for writing that? Maybe I am, but who isn't now a days. I mean we all want the best for ourselves. We all are self absorbed and only want what will benefit ourselves, right? Right :)

Unfortunately, in todays' times, the world has turned into "survival of the fittest". Especially trying to get into college. Today it is very competitive to get into a good school. They only want the best. But what exactly is the "best"? Who ever get the top grades, gets first choice in what college they plan to attend. And college will most likely choose the top students. Even if a struggling student puts in so much effort and still fails college won't care for them unless they can show it on their transcripts. But what if someone is trying every hard to understand the material? and puts in as much effort as they can? and crams all night to make sure that the work they will be presenting will be top notch. And the student fails or gets a lower score than they hoped for. This event will most likely bring a student's self esteem down, to a very low level. Then they won't want to put in as much effort next time.
In my opinion, colleges should evaluate prospective students on their effort and not just the letter that appears on the report card. There are students who put in the hours and want to get accepted to the colleges of their choice, but they don't make the grade. It's not fair! I, for one, would like to receive that acceptance letter come in the mail any day now. The wait for what my future may be or not be depends on six letter word. One word is positive. ACCEPT. One word is negative. REJECT. Both words have six letters, which makes the wait even more suspenseful. Which word will it be? The stress grows more everyday. The wait becomes more exonerating everyday.
Well that's a pointless way to spend my life. Once those letters come, I think I will be fine, no matter was the conclusion is. At least the wait will be over. But then the panic starts. If the "acceptance" comes, I am bound to panic on how to register and what to buy, and who to ask advice from. How will I want to spend my college years? There are two options: party like a rock star and drop out (everything I worked for goes down the drain, along with the tuition money) or I could study very hard, join different clubs and activities and become something in life. I can become a professional! wow! *sigh*
But what if the "rejection" comes? I will most likely freak out and say something like " Oh! My life! What am I to do with myself? I don't want to live at home until I'm forty." Or I might take the positive route and apply to community college. Yup that's what I'll do, very calmly.

Well I believe this is where I will end today
Please feel free to comment or ask anything you would like my opinion. I will be here tomorrow around the same time.
Good night world!

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